im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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