im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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