He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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