Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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