love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
why do cheetos always look like penises
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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