Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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