ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
there is glitter all over my balls
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