I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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