He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
