Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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