Sry I called you an 8
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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