I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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