id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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