That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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