Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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