Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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