The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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