10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize