I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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