Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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