all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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