paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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