Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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