She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Need sex. Gaining weight.
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At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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