And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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