I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
