You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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