They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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