That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
