Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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