I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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