So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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