In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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