My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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