just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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