Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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