so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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