Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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