The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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