So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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