i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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