"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
