do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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