He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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