is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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