so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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