your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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