The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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