Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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