I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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