...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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