Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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