He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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