There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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